So they're increasing it from "slap on the wrist" to "stern talking to".

Absolutely. I left it blank out of laziness or indecision. I didn't really have a low opinion of burners until recent events.

I joined before the last Kinja update. I had a lot of my comments lifted out of the greys by people who were generous with the stars. It felt like an accomplishment.

I'm playing around with names. Maybe PastaINXS. Gary's Goats. Gary isn't even my name. It was my roommate's cat who ran away.

I'll be in the greys but under a new name. I'm starting from scratch.

I was at the 2010 Browns game. The worst thing (besides watching them lose on my birthday) was hearing Saints fans boo Scott Fujita upon his return as a Brown.

I'm honestly surprised you don't have more burners howling for your head.

Because real football fans throw shit and force themselves to projectile vomit on fans of opposing teams.

Drew Brees could endorse cancer and we'd still line up to give him a hand job.

I'm sure Loomis hung up on him because planning events at the Superdome is not his job. Dave should have gotten someone from SMG to hang up on him.

True he's not Dan Snyder. But when Brees retires and the team starts sucking again he'll start asking for a new stadium and floating ideas about moving the team to Biloxi and rebranding them as the Gulf Coast Saints. Sure he's not the worst but I don't think he's close to the best.

Benson played the "shopping the team around" game. He was talking to San Antonio after Katrina and only agreed to keep the team here after the state agreed to pay 9 million annually until the stadium sold it's naming rights. He's hardly a good guy.

I understand why they like having it here. People I talked to who worked for the networks loved having their hotel within spitting distance of the stadium. With 200 bars and restaurants in between.

Is a Quiznos too much to ask for?

As a resident I hope New Orleans never hosts another Super Bowl. The economic impact is negligible. The city totally bends over for the NFL and the league brings in their own entertainment and are total dicks to local vendors. They pushed Mardi Gras parades ahead one week because god forbid anything distract from the…

Drew didn't print my boring anecdote so I'll leave it here.

Those sandwiches suck.

Yeah but he got a ring with the Saints. Trust me there will still be plenty of dipshits wearing Sharper jerseys in the French Quarter this season.

What gives Drew? I was expecting way more vitriol. Was the gumbo really that good?

I comment exclusively on Deadspin and io9 but neither follow me. Still scratching my head over Kotaku following me. I must have said something particularly witty that day.