Kotaku is the only one following me and I honestly have no idea why. I rarely read anything there. Nothing against it I'm just not much of a gamer.

Screw it. It'll be gone in the morning.

I don't know how long it's going to take for Sean to notice. If they show up on our comments the best thing to do is dismiss them right away. Don't let them get exposure.

Dismiss those things. That is some foul shit.

Come back to the fold. You're needed.

A lot more people posting under burners than I expected. I read deadspin and other gawker sites almost exclusively on my phone. I made this burner a year ago and never wrote down my password.

Do I have to drink my own piss? I'll probably drink my own piss.

Thanks. I can live without posting bear masturbation gifs for awhile if it means keeping the comment section friendly.

I hope so. I really feel like this is the year Piggy Poop Balls makes the Deadspin HOF.

So what's the verdict on the gore/porn spamming? Is there a Kinja update in the near future? I'm planning on ditching this burner and registering an account anyway.

Sadeghikoukandeh is pronounced "throat warbler mangrove".

Through the power of imagination Rob Ford can vacantly stare through you any time. ANYWHERE.

Meatballs. The grocery store in my neighborhood sells packs of veal/pork/ground beef. All I do is add chopped onion, garlic, spices and bread crumbs and it's ready to go.

Is there anything a regular account will do that a burner won't? Maybe there should be an incentive to registering an actual account.

Looks like it was temporary. I read on io9 they were disabling image up loads until they figure out a permanent solution

Well now I can't post an image that perfectly encapsulates my feelings about this team.

Noticed the comments section for WYTS and others are closed. Is this for everyone or just burners?

I made this burner because Drew Magary had the nerve to say my team sucked. (GUMBO GUMBO HOW DARE HE )

How about no burners at all? I'd doubt dipshit6969 who wandered over from the yahoo comment section will go through the extra steps to post his thoughts on Michael Sam or Dan Snyder's Foreskins.

You suck at eulogies. In the future leave your hot takes out of them.