So, zero fucks were given?

Pun threads are the wurst.

You're all a bunch of brats.

The rest were simply not kosher.

One ignores General Platt's words at one's own risk.

His buns were toast, until he meats the other guy.. chances are they got grilled in the post-game presser..

he relished the opportunity but unfortunately this race was a sour rout

clearly he just couldn't ketchup.

he looks like he enjoys the attention so I'm betting he condiment to do it.

Well, eating Cheez-Its will do that to a heart.

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

so, my wife and I had a daughter Thursday morning. Our second child.

Next week: Any of ya'll play quarterback ?

Hi datsthetruth,

*fidget*

Where you said it was alright that the schools make a ton of money off of these kids and they don't get any because nobody is forcing them to be there. That's what exploitation is. Labour laws exist because people in voluntary positions were being treated like shit by people who defended themselves by basically the…

Except there's collusion between the NFL and the NCAA to keep things the way they are. If high schoolers had a legitimate option other than college, the NCAA's supply of product would go down. Which would cost them money.

Too bad Blowsby's answer wasn't even in the same zip code as the question, and was just a recitation of talking points. Typed up by his secretary, I'm sure.