Just finished a full fledged chocolate sundae. Full fledged means with pecans and whipped cream. Thinking about going really crazy and drinking a strawberry Fanta.

Hey There DUAN

What I wanna now id why everyone is coming down on the redskins when no one is saying nothin bout the vikings and the cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Kansas City Chiefs

I have a totally unique and great take on this whole thing...they should change their logo to a potato. Like those redskin potatoes. I can't believe no one has thought of this before.

They could do this whole talking to actual Native people, but I suggest they check out this super informative website: http://www.redskinsfacts.com/

MRSA time!

Beautiful, just beautiful—*WHODAT*

This series needs more Ebola jokes.

This past season was one of the all time worst for the franchise, but luckily, Arthur Blank is familiar with fighting lows

No one has ever seen Arthur Blank and Snidely Whiplash in the same room at the same time.

"Don't do anything to provoke the defense."

I <3 Mo.

Did you invent a time machine, find a way to halt progress, or do you just want everyone off your fucking lawn?

Man, Deadspin is really sounding like a broken legrecord on this issue.

Idiot. Everyone knows the craker was that sea creature Liam Neeson released when he played Zeus in that shitty movie.

SuperBeta Prostate allows the ease of movement for Snyder's arm and fingers to work the jaw in a way favorable to the Redskins organization.

whats a craker? asking for a friend

Fair point, paleskin.