"I can see how men who like to play with hoses could be a distraction."

Nuff said, brah.

The 90s Ruled As A Kid DUAN!

Hunter Pence doesn't use the correct meme font.

Ooh, that's the best one yet.

with a Bills mini helmet on it.

They'll give him the franchise rights to own an NFL team in the city of Buffalo as soon as the Bills' stadium lease expires.

If he's really been a Bills fan for 27 years, he would know to expect nothing and to be satisfied when he gets it.

I think the reasonable thing would be for everyone to send Cory dickpics

And we've come full circle, well done sir.

I chose....to HOIST!!!!!

Probable murderer is not a bar if you are an all-time great with great dance moves who give stunning, if unintelligible, motivational speeches. Good, borderline great, receiver who was blessed to play with Peyton, not so much.

Ronald Reagan

I'm a fan of the Cardinals, the Colts, and the Pacers.

I'd love to say the HOF doesn't want a probable murderer but we all fucking know Ray Lewis is getting in in a heartbeat.

If you live in Southern Indiana, shouldn't you be offering to blow him for some more Oxycontin?

DickSlaps may be the most generous moniker applicable to your sorry ass.

In Chicago, most Colts fans are also fair-weather Bears and/or Packers fans (as if that makes any fucking sense at all), and most couldn't name five current players for a bucket of Guy Fieri's Ranch Bukkake Chicken Diabetes Corn Holes.

Damn it!!!!

Hopefully, that horseshoe falls out of Jim Irsay's ass sometime soon.