This is almost as bad as the time I was called a Yankees fan.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

Of course you got had by not actually reading the story. Congrats.

Feel free to take the rest of the day off.

"But where was Mamula?"

"Does this look like a pimple or a boil to you?"

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Is Skyline Chili a real food?

"Is Joe Flacco elite?"

"Is Yuengling overrated?"

Second followup: "How far can you punt a football?"

You don't get to write a 70+-word run-on sentence in the comments section of a sport blog while lecturing others on narcissism. Unless your objective was to lead by example.

He speaks for everyone, how can you possibly disagree with him?

You should have gone with the name "Andrew Jackson 5" for maximum trolling.

Also, the name is Vikings and not something like Whiteskin Savages.

That's likely because it's self-indulgent gibberish.

Right and all the schools and teams that have changed their names for years and been just fine afterward were just doing so in a token attempt to appear progressive and not "Jezbellian."

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!