Different kind of cow girl

Stuart Scott can take solace that someone else at ESPN has a wandering eye.

Man ... it must suck to be a pedantic twat.

Here's an idea: stop being an idiot.

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

Doesn't matter, we're still going to aim for Mark Sanchez

+1 from this Eagles fan

At least this guy has decent aim and didn't pull a Rick Reilly by pissing all over a column.

You accidentally switched the 1 and the 5 around, friend. Just lookin' out for ya.

"Hmmm ... It just sorta tastes bland, like it has no depth or zest. A lot of hype over something with little payoff in the way excitement or pep. It's like the boring context in a dish full of far more interesting players. I mean, you chew it, and you know it's there, but in the end it's forgettable. It's cud. Like,…

Haha I mean I always see the Saints as best in our division since that superbowl . I just can't find a killer fan attitude with Matt Ryan. He's just so damn non threatening. (Bucs hahahahaha)

Gosh that's hilarious and not at all jerkoffish.

hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…

Yeah I can understand how someone like you would have a hard time focusing on something that's more than a few sentences long.

Hi, Redskins PR Dept. intern!

I find Futbol pointless and insipid. I find it's supporters to be full of shit snobs who act like you have to be a member of Mensa to "get" their game. I find the skinheads and other acts of blatant racism that permiate your sport to be disturbing. I think using penalty kicks to decide "the most important trophy" in…

stumptown is Hunter Pence

It's called football. You don't have to call it "American Football" unless your goal is to sound like you have a Union Jack stuffed up your ass and a spot of tea brewing up.

I see the Sports on Earth commentariat has already migrated over here.

With all due respect, I hate you.