When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

On the issue of whether he prefers full bush or shaved, Gortat posted this photo.

This is the millionth time where someone has taken the time and effort to create an account, read an article, then used their own time to criticize the coverage Deadspin provides. Congratulations!!!!

"This isN'T the first time in Deadspin history THIS WEEK where a white player has been lauded for his athleticism."

+ $0.69

We never see The Duder roll a single ball in the movie, so this is nice.

Nope. I was too busy finding strangers in the Alps.

By the way Didion, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

That home plate really tied the field together.

C'mon, Donny, they were threatening retaliation. Are we gonna split hairs here?

How are you gonna keep 'em on the farm once they've seen Vin Scully?

With pitching, you know, there's alot of in's, lot of outs, lot of what have yous...you know, man?

It's not a literal connection...

You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.

Sounds like a good ceremonial pitch. And thorough.

Jesus Gary this has nothing to do with Vietnam man..

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

That's not how you pitch a baseball. He obviously doesn't give a shit about the rules.