This is why we can't have professional sports in Vegas. Every time a player gets his leg broken, people are going to get suspicious about the positioning of the line.

It's spelled 'fahkin' Albert. The 'h' is (wicked) important.

Be warned, the image is gruesome.

You clicked on an article where someone "injured their leg horrifically" and didn't think there might be a picture below the fold?

And yet we were told that Gregg Williams' 2011 locker room speech before the 49ers playoff game was the "smoking gun." Even though it wasn't.

Roger Goodell once suspended Scott Fujita for more games than Rice for his participation in the Saints "Bounty Scandal."

Fisher: But it's my son. What am I supposed to tell him, that he can't wear certain clothes because his dad has a-

Nose-picking is great but I have to go with zit-popping because a truly poppable zit only comes around once in awhile.

It's similar to dry skin picking, but I consider peeling dead sunburned skin a rewarding activity of its own.

You can call me Jolie. No need to be overly formal with a person who conceived of and posted a nose picking poll.

Posting bad jokes on Deadspin.

Nose picking is so goddamn awesome.

*Doesn't buy t-shirt*

Better uses of your $30.00:

It's sad but true. We and the media don't take domestic violence and sexual assault seriously because it is extremely unlikely to happen to us (being straight white men).

They can afford better weed.

That's phantastic news. His phlatulence probably made phor a very phunny moment.

Man, calm down.

So do they count the diving team under swimming or soccer?

More research on the effects of male-fist-to-female-face collision are needed. -Roger Goodell