At this point their best option is a viral marketing campaign using blanket statements.

I'm all for supporting pure research but this is just lolly-gagging.

"There's not even a clock in this sport, nobody gives a fuck"

Tuesday: Jack White throws at Santa's head.

But he implied that true football knowledge only comes from watching the all22 film. Granted he didn't say it in 10,000 words.

Greggg?

Sir are you aware that at this moment there may be kids on your lawn?

I don't know, unless the Rams change their name to the St. Louis BestFansInBaseball they'll probably move to L.A.

The worst are the people who hand the cashier a bill and say "Wait I have the change" and make everyone wait while they unburden themselves from a nickel and three pennies.

In Bristol they call this a Hannah Storm Chaser.

I don't get it. Did somebody flip a bat?

Coverage for the NFL by division would be cool. One of the worst things ESPN did was switch to team blogs. I don't need a local homer telling me why this season is going to be awesome. Magary only does one Why Your Team Sucks per team. I wouldn't mind having one every week.

Collect stars to be redeemed for prizes?

Also hotter TAEKS.

The distinction here is that Goodell is clearly not getting enough oxygen to his brain.

Being from Great Britain his teeth were likely already wrecked.

The burners are salty today.

She isn't making intense eye contact.

I want to help because I feel you're so close to getting it. What confused you? Was it the mention of eye contact while deep throating McCann's throbbing member? Or the transsexual or transgender identity of the commenter? Did the mention of swallowing semen throw you off?

Not at all surprised someone left Brady hanging on a wall.