Except baseball occasionally requires you to get up and leave the dugout in order to physically participate in the act of playing baseball. And not through an avatar.

No reason to shred an opponent like that. Any way you slice it it's a dick move.

Don't see how since both activities involve sitting on your ass. If you can do something with an open bag of Doritos in your lap it's not a sport.

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I never said it wasn't a tournament or that it doesn't have an audience. But that's neither here nor there, my mistake was trying to understand why ESPN does a thing.

Then by that criteria I want a trophy for masturbation. My technique is unparalleled. All I lack is a national title.

So the short answer is "because ESPN".

I think a more apt question is how does this qualify as a sport?

His main concern should be that these records don't show her being in the red at all last month.

Not if the plan is to build a better mouse trap.

It's hard to imagine the implications of a merger that size. It certainly does boggle the mind.

I don't like Murdoch but I don't see why ESPN should have a monopoly on sports coverage.

That was a bit of a stretch.

Tom Ley is afraid of heights but does in fact produce wholesome milk.

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If you have a minute maybe you could help me come up with a better term for "hot take".

Most people don't set the bar as low as I do.

To be fair he was barely equipped to play the game himself.