So no chance you'll eventually get this on Wii? Asking for a friend who works at EverBank Field.

Your abilities as a wordbender are what make you uniquely qualified to piss on other people's achievements. Don't keep this gift to yourself. It was meant to be shared.

O AN HE 2EXY

How can you say that and not lead off with "meh"? There's a right way to do things.

There's a lot of options for being overly sanctimonious about this.

We all win.

Hot take

That's not playing the game the right way.

I've lost track. How many unwritten rules did he break?

How much do I get for video of Johnny Manziel reading it out loud dressed as Bucco Bruce?

I've always assumed you get one of two things at those back alley massage joints: A really awkward hand job or genital warts. Getting both doesn't seem unlikely.

Looks like a half-assed job to me.

COTY

Oh blah blah... Just because I'm an asshole doesn't make you less an asshole by comparison. Don't forget you jumped into a conversation and told me to shut the fuck up. I think I can claim the moral high ground on that one.

Of course he is. Look at his neck!

I was going to ignore you but you told me to shut the fuck up.

You seriously don't get what this site does? It's rumors, anecdotes and op-ed style commentary on sports. Magary posts the Thursday Dick Joke Jambaroo during football season. Does that sound like hard hitting journalism? Do you actually understand what journalism is?

Well I respectfully disagree. I come here for dick jokes and commentary. You come here for journalism apparently. One of us is going to be disappointed.

This post, the one we're commenting on, is idle speculation. That was conveyed in the headline.

You could have stopped there. It's a blog post consisting of idle speculation. It's fluff. Why demand journalistic integrity from such a thing?