I've lost track. How many unwritten rules did he break?

How much do I get for video of Johnny Manziel reading it out loud dressed as Bucco Bruce?

I've always assumed you get one of two things at those back alley massage joints: A really awkward hand job or genital warts. Getting both doesn't seem unlikely.

His body rejected it.

Looks like a half-assed job to me.

COTY

Those are methods for purifying drinking water which is held to much higher standards than treating waste water.

That's your tooth enamel being ground away. No tooth brush is soft enough. The truth is out there but Big Dentist covers it up.

The short answer is "No". Municipal water treatment plants aren't set up to filter them out.

Oh blah blah... Just because I'm an asshole doesn't make you less an asshole by comparison. Don't forget you jumped into a conversation and told me to shut the fuck up. I think I can claim the moral high ground on that one.

Of course he is. Look at his neck!

I was going to ignore you but you told me to shut the fuck up.

You seriously don't get what this site does? It's rumors, anecdotes and op-ed style commentary on sports. Magary posts the Thursday Dick Joke Jambaroo during football season. Does that sound like hard hitting journalism? Do you actually understand what journalism is?

Well I respectfully disagree. I come here for dick jokes and commentary. You come here for journalism apparently. One of us is going to be disappointed.

This post, the one we're commenting on, is idle speculation. That was conveyed in the headline.

You could have stopped there. It's a blog post consisting of idle speculation. It's fluff. Why demand journalistic integrity from such a thing?

Did you not notice the question mark at the end of the headline?

Skip Bayless: [cums]

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

People will know you're wearing knock-offs if they don't smell like bear piss.