Alternate theory: They were in San Antonio at the time and she was talking about goin home to Miami. Because that's where they keep all their stuff.

I don't know about Koontz but in King's case cocaine is a hell of a muse.

Flying the flag upside down is a signal for distress. So it's likely his invasion of Cuba isn't going well.

"Seriously, I had moobs out to here."

I remember my first comment.

I don't know hand signals but maybe he's saying "choke up on the bat".

Now you pissed them off. It's all fun and games until dudes are out in the street fighting, man.

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo , Heartbreaker.

I can't imagine what that must feel like. They must be shattered.

Well then you're going to love the comments section over at ESPN.

"A quarter-century later in 1954, Germany thrashed Austria 6-1 in the semifinals in Switzerland"

Tor Johnson: [cums]

Brazil nuts

I think it's just the same joke being constantly rehashed.

People who suggest the mascot be changed to a potato should be incarcerated. That joke has lost it's appeal.

Shrewd tactic. That's how a master shakes things up.

I never thought of that. Same goes for the main deflector dish I guess. Because is there anything it can't do?

How can I get the picture when you paint in such broad strokes? I kid, I kid.

That's not a good look when an Alabama or LSU home game looks civilized by comparison.

If Wikipedia is to believed the largest aircraft carrier is 337 meters whereas an imperial star destroyer is 1600 meters.