Give Bosh a break. I wouldn't blame him if he wanted to bury his head in the sand after that game.

Your mom told me she has two in hers. Nightly.

tl;dr version: My two week Brazilian holiday didn't have the high point I was looking for. Feel bad for me.

Can't get near that take. Too damn hot!

Jimmy Graham: Ugh, I am not in the mood to answer questions about this all day.

Pablo "Kung Fu Panda" Sandoval

Thank you. I've never traveled outside the US so I really need that explained to me.

Ok as long as you're aware what you look like defending that position.

When you stop equating video games with actual sports you will realize how ridiculous this line of reasoning is.

Well you can be fat and play at a professional level in baseball so we could have that argument all day.

Now you're going to have to explain this line of reasoning for me. Because I'm pretty sure when the New England Patriots play a game in London they have to go through security and customs like anyone else.

We could start by admitting to ourselves that video games in no way resemble a sport. It barely qualifies as an activity.

If soccer ever gains a significant fanbase in the US the hipsters will abandon it and go back to kickball and playing polo on fixies.

Tom Brady hasn't won a Super Bowl since 2005. His entire career has been for nothing.

"Trying something and getting the same result year after year for let's see.....over a 100 years would be considered stupid."

Thank you for that scorching hot take. I'll make "Quitting is American" my motto going forward.

This burner isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Freedom is preserved.

Hot take bro!

Americans watch soccer now.

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