Taking the new burner out for a spin I see.

Intriguing offer. Wonder if he'll bite.

Riley?

Outstanding work. +1

Pete Prisco? Is that you?

This one is dedicated to my three beautiful daughters. Elleora, Amy and Elleora.

Look under Tomfoolery. See also: shenanigans, hijinks, horseplay and grab-assing.

Looks pretty clear cut to me.

You forgot to type "meh".

Jock Ripstick

If they're that much of a purist then you won't get an answer until you call it football.

Crank Lazerchest

Ok that still holds up. Still as awesome as the first time I watched it.

I just hope that's what got Mark Wahlberg the part in the new movie. If you told me he sings "The Touch" over the closing credits I'd watch it.

Oh man didn't they do that in the GI Joe movie too? Casually drop in some mild vulgarity to illustrate that this isn't Saturday morning and the stakes have never been higher!

Ok show of hands. Has anyone watched it as an adult? I think I rewatched it in high school but I was also really stoned. I have the nagging suspicion it hasn't aged well.

If 10 year old me found out that as an adult I had the opportunity to watch four Transformers movies but declined he would have cried and punched me in the nuts.

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