They got my letter!

You said a mouthful, brother.

I can and have biked there. Other times I've taken the St. Charles streetcar and gotten off at Girod. Super easy and fun especially if you're pre-gaming. Who needs a designated driver?

I've seen those piles. It's impressive. The first time I saw actual snow was in Waukegan. Nobody told me that stuff just hangs around for months.

This happened to me at age 12 during little league practice. The coaches had a group of us clustered in left field waiting for fly balls. The batter smacks a line drive straight to the kid standing in front of me and he puts his glove up to catch it. Then he inexplicably drops his glove and it drills right into my…

No you're right in that sense because you bothered to make that point.

That wasn't a straw man. Just good, honest, eye-rolling sarcasm.

Good point. Evacuating and relocating a major metropolitan area is much easier than buying a Brita pitcher.

No he isn't. In any given story about drought, flood, earthquake, hurricane or tornado somebody wanders into the comment section and says "Why did you build your house there?"

I guess somebody had to be that guy. Way to step up.

I live in New Orleans where we frequently have too much water. Dig a hole three feet deep and watch it fill with water. Please take some of this water away.

It's well outside the city so if they're looking for privacy while filming its perfect. And it's just a wide open, isolated area (the nearest neighbor is a NASA assembly facility) so they could be using the parking lot as a staging area.

Now they can blow calls with amazing precision.

Can we just agree that Heat fans and Yankees fans are both insufferable assholes?

Good to see more high-brow content on Deadspin.

According to the experts he is a lesser Michael Jordan.

France didn't opt out of WWII. They rode the bench until garbage time.

You're not wrong.

That man called you a dildo.

Yeah that kinda deflates the point I would have made with Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez or Richard Sherman.