Let me tell you a story about a man named Lebron James...

Fact: Deadspin commenters never point out flaws in a sport other than soccer.

Boy, you could fry an egg on that take!

Didn't read the article so I'll just assume that means he wants to trade places with Devin McCourty.

Do you think there's a layer of treacle in the disc?

Ask Kiermaier how far he could punt a football?

Hot take.

True, but he's probably not far off about te people who will drive it.

My mistake. A quick check on Wikipedia would have told me they've been the Phillies since 1883.

I stand corrected. I always assumed it was a caricature like the tomahawk chop.

Nobody talks out of their ass in the hopes of getting a trophy for it.

But we're talking about a team that's been there 80plus years and isn't moving. New Orleans changed to Pelicans after a decade because the city kinda forgot they had a basketball team. And fans in Charlotte always wanted the Hornets name back.

I'm have to believe actual Seminoles aren't ok with a white kid in war paint yelling and throwing a spear into the ground. Just seems like it would be up there with blackface.

Nobody is surprised by racism in Australia. Parts of that continent never made it out of the 50s.

I usually root for the terrorists

Maybe he was just trying to make friends in classic Wesley Willis fashion.

Sorry that was a response to nerddom in general. Didn't mean to have you bear the brunt of it.

Hi there, Average American Moviegoer here! My only exposure to Aquaman is a vague recollection of Superfriends. So you say he has a rich and detailed backstory? Fascinating! I heard they cast Khal Drogo to play him. He poured molten gold on a guy!

Please don't throw a battery or vomit on me.