Yeah Australians don't drink Foster's, they drink XXXX. Which is like declining a cup of horse piss in favor of mule piss.

You keep stressing that it's a MAJOR METRO AREA. I fully understand that. That really makes its isolation all the more ridiculous. You're basically referring to a Dallas-Ft Worth sized area that is inaccessible by truck or train. So not only are they getting a 300 million dollar stadium they can't use, it sounds like…

Thank you for giving a reasonable explanation rather than just pointing out that Manaus is not a village outpost. Context is important.

Accessible sure, just not by road. Which is why it isn't disingenuous to say the stadium was built in the middle of a rainforest because that's exactly where it was built. It doesn't matter if it's a major metropolitan area if every scrap of material had to be brought in by barge or dragged over a mountain by…

That would be an apt comparison if Denver were accessible only by pack mule.

Todd Haley is waiting out back to kick your ass. After he finger blasts your sister.

I don't know if he's overused but Mark Brunell annoys the hell out of me. "On the one hand I can understand the player's point of view but on the other I believe in personal responsibility."

Apparently my joke was too esoteric. I should have referenced leg cramps.

If they had run this ad during game 6 of the 1998 Finals they would have changed the mascot the next day. Just sayin

I'll see your Shreveport, and raise you Metairie.

Yes because you're only allowed to care about one thing at a time.

Jordan ran the Preakness and Belmont with a head cold with Yogi Berra as a jockey.

This guy gets it.

Did you not notice he makes a comparison of deeds in the first paragraph?

Pretty sure the point is that drawing comparisons to Lebron's performance in the finals to a man's military service is that it's ridiculous to the point of being disrespectful.

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find someone mentioning Jordan playing through the flu.

If by "associated with a gang" you mean "is black", then yes Aloe Blacc "is black".

Dog has never made a mistake. That's just who he is.

Bogdanović roughly translates to "man of Schiano" in English.

We wouldn't be discussing this if Finkle had finished the fucking job.