No joke, his death metal version of House of the Rising Sun is legitimately a great listen:

Just read the title:

That’s what I got from it as well.

Well, the entire point of the article was to counter what had been said previously on Foxtrot; that carriers are easy to sink.

And no one says a word about the people driving slightly older Subarus, or V6 sedans or sports cars that get the same or worse mileage. A new F-150 gets better mileage than my 300ZX or my Allroad, and yet people wouldn’t even think to call me out on my gas guzzlers.

Nice. Would be more fitting on a sports car, but yeah, I’d say that’s a good one

Da, komrade. Da.

Took me a second, but that one is pretty damn clever.

That’s fucking great.

The funny thing is though, is that giant trucks and SUVs don’t get that terrible of mileage anymore.

Get on my level: 188 QUADRILLION YEARS

Nah, the cloud’s cool. Very breezy. He wouldn’t play me like that.

Hahah Jesus, man! You gotta type out that novel just to get on Amazon?

Slightly off topic, but it looks like I’m doing OK with mine:

Because it will say “SPONSORED” on it if it is an ad. It’s that simple.

This is just the opening weekend. It’s still in theaters, so we don’t know the whole picture of what the movie will make.

Ugh, Jesus.

According to Wikipedia (the most trustworthy source in all of the internet), they made 15 of them in 2003. Two were detonated in testing, and this is the first actually used in the field.