Get on my level: 188 QUADRILLION YEARS

Nah, the cloud’s cool. Very breezy. He wouldn’t play me like that.

Hahah Jesus, man! You gotta type out that novel just to get on Amazon?

Slightly off topic, but it looks like I’m doing OK with mine:

Because it will say “SPONSORED” on it if it is an ad. It’s that simple.

This is just the opening weekend. It’s still in theaters, so we don’t know the whole picture of what the movie will make.

Ugh, Jesus.

According to Wikipedia (the most trustworthy source in all of the internet), they made 15 of them in 2003. Two were detonated in testing, and this is the first actually used in the field.

Off topic, sorry, but why not have an actual photo of yourself in your avatar, Jerry? Here you go, buddy:

“Don’t quote me... I would imagine it immobilizes the output of the transmission so that the torque converter can spin faster without sending torque to the rear wheels.”

• A/C blows cold

I totally read “morons” as “mormons” and was pretty confused for about 8 seconds.

Now this is some well crafted trolling. Very artfully and tastefully done. Full marks!

I agree. After working on my car all day, sometimes a Coors light is just the most refreshing thing. Going straight to some ultra-hopped IPA or Russian Imperial Stout just isn’t what the doctor ordered sometimes.

You gotta keep an open mind in this world, you know?

Being a self proclaimed beer snob, I agree with this. It always bugged me how people simultaneously say it has no flavor because it’s so watered down.... but also tastes like shit somehow? Shit is a very strong flavor.

“...also requires suspension of disbelief to think it’s a beer.”

This is the only correct explanation.

No, no, no! I’m not barking up this tree again! I will knot be pulled into the pun game this time!

An AWD Charger Hellcat would be the tits pajamas. I think the Challenger can stay RWD.