A fool and his money are soon parted. Konami just knows there are a lot of fools out there with money.

The guy isn’t even the best voice of James Sunderland, and THAT guy has his own issues...

“Be nice.”

I encourage every punch to their pocketbook.

“Please don’t look too closely at the skeletons in our closet.”

Silent Hill fans, prepare for misery.

My response to any company trying to go all-in on NFTs:

“I realize that some people who “play to have fun”...”

My original Gameboy brick works as good as new, amazingly.

Ah yes, Logan “let me exploit the dead” Paul.

Just stating the obvious that Bobby Kotick needs to resign. 

Today I learned “console players” are a “tiny minority of actual players”.

Take all the time you need. Given who’s involved, I haven’t been this excited for a Final Fantasy game in nearly 20 years.

Well, partially.

And nothing of value was lost. 

Dear Ubisoft:

Anyone else still mentally read it as “Balan WonderLAND” instead of “Balan WonderWORLD”?

Fail and fail hard, you unwelcome non-fungible tokens. 

Ah, memories. I got the Collector’s Edition of Two Worlds II for under $10 on a sale at Gamestop. To be fair, I didn’t hate the game. It was janky but I had some fun and made it to the ending. There are bigger, more hyped games I never could finish.

I hate this. I absolutely hate this.