What if you wore white gloves and offered the owner Grey Poupon?  Would it be OK then?

Before i scrolled down all the way, i got excited thinking Matt Farah got to test drive the newest 2019 Subaru WRX Hatchback...

Lift Kit!

Owner of a Focus hatch, can confirm.

Maybe Maserati picked up the Focus Hatchback rights after Ford walked away?

Ask Salomondrin

Came here for the same thing.  There was someone with a harlequin Audi driving around town...made me smile every time I saw it.

How much for the Harlequin edition >?

COTD

Did not come here for Kansas reference and now I’ve got a Kansas earworm. Thanks a lot, you prick. Take your damn star.

I was dreaming when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast.

Carry on to Hayward, son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Drop the flaps to 35. Don’t you fly no more.

Ran when parked.

Not to break the magic, but, um, I am the first two guys there.

What an escape by speedboat might look like:

Ghost Riding you say?  It is the devil’s work.

haha my wife said this when we saw it on the news this morning. She said “oh great is ghost riding the whip back? we did that in high school”

Wait, didn’t people used to actually climb on the car too and “surf” it, not just dance beside it? Either way, i laughed at those dumbasses then and i’m laughing at them now, but also crossing my fingers i never see anyone do this in person.

“You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.”