I always assumed Jenny got HIV from dirty needles.

I LOVE her on House of Cards.

"You know which character in Forrest Gump I envy? Lieutenant Dan's legs. Because they got to leave early."

I always thought the letters never got to her, didn't they say "Return to Sender" on them? It was the 60s and she was a hippie on a bus, its not like she had an address.

Color me kooky. I thought it was funny. (AND I filled out my FAFSA every year when I was a student.) I guess I'm far enough away from student loans (other than paying them monthly), that it amuses me.

It ain't so weird. This sounds like she's a junkie.

My ex was an opiate fiend and he was constantly nodding off. While eating, smoking cigarettes in bed, driving... didn't matter. Shocked he's still alive.

Especially given this was an interview, not two old pals hanging out after staying up all night, this reeks of junkietude. At least everyone I've worked with who is described as not being able to keep from nodding off has later been revealed to be a heroin/opiate abuser.

I knew some junkies like that. It's called "nodding off."

This is way better than "my cousin's good friend makes $67/hr working at home."

As someone who gets day-long HORRIFIC hangovers that frequently leave me in tears on the floor of my bathroom, or gently moaning from the bed so that my husband and dogs must bear witness to my pain, I can conceive of paying this much for an insta-cure.

He's great at that too.

He does absolutely nothing for me, physical perfection and all. I think it's the hair gel.

I DIE.

Claudio Marchisio, I would like to invite you and your baby blues to a party I'm having. In my pants.

I wasn't planning on rooting for the Netherlands, but I guess I have no choice now.

WOW, the comments in this thread actually made me feel bad about myself...

Fellow cat people, time to celebrate!

No, I agree with this 100%. Lean athletes tend to be elbows and ribs. I don't want to feel like I can snap you, kills my boner. Give me rugby and football. Broad shoulders are my kryptonite.

i know what you mean - i have had lean and cut and its not as awesome as bigger guys. for example, i LOVE chris pratt's body type pre - guardians of the galaxy. tall and husky. love. but chris evans is BIG and cut. that sounds amazing to me. again, i just need to experience it!