My body is so conditioned to working out after work that if I exercise in the morning, like clockwork, I'm falling asleep 3 hours later, because that's what my body is used to. It's like "Oh, we worked out...now bed time!" I still do it sometimes when I have to, but it's not ideal.

The weather west of the Cascades gets to everyone now and then. There's no such thing as a Western Washingtonian who hasn't at one point or another wanted to leave because of the gray gloom

Washington is average?!? Really?

- Gay Marriage
- Weed
- Reasonable firearms laws (if that's your thing)
- No income tax
- Cost of living is reasonable (No, you DON'T have to live in Capitol Hill)
- Not too crowded
- 4, genuine, seasons (depending on your location)
- Decent jobs (again, depending on location)
- FUCKING NATURE…

Moved from Illinois to Montana three years ago and you couldn't pay me enough to move back. This state is so freaking gorgeous and the outdoor recreation opportunities are insane.

Same. One of the worst was with a white guy with a dig ole' bick who though all he had to do was turn up. Actually, I've had terrible sex with the guys who were well-endowed. Guys who were a bit smaller than average were stupendously talented in the oral sex department. Like so good you'd worry your thighs would break…

i'd like to go ahead and throw this out there because i hear it a lot:

Hahahaha! I commented somewhere else in this post that I can't help imaging the breeze on her nether regions. Except I was imagining the breeze blowing onto not into, so... Thanks for the mental image?

I think you got it, I also feel like a voyeur when I look at this. It's just too hard to not involuntarily imagine the breeze on her lady parts.

I love how Clooney's mother said that George and Amal are "intellectual equals." Nope, not even close. Sorry, lady.

Side note: if one more tabloid declares Amal Alamuddin is Clooney's "intellectual equal," I will flip a table. She was an adviser to a U.N. Special Envoy on Syria. Clooney was in a movie titled "Syria." Those take different qualifications.
She has attained a higher level of education than Clooney and her career…

In my personal experience, the men I've slept with who had significantly smaller penises tended to put in a lot more effort towards my pleasure. One of them straight up told me that he intentionally "tried harder" because he knew his penis was small.

I clicked on the livestream wanting cats. All I see is people.

I thought that as well :(

Garfield, duh.

Yes! After years of begging him to get what I refer to as a "Morrissey pompadour" (apologies if I did not spell that right), my husband FINALLY broke down and got the cut. Looks. So. Good.

While trying to find a video clip of Rosie taking that drink, I came across this gem:

Oh, my gosh...

I got a free coupon for a botox trial from a friend who does pr for a local spa... so I tried it on a forehead wrinkle I hate. That stuff really works. And it fades away after a few months. The 'plastic face' look these women have going on is not botox... it's collagen fillers and lip enhancements and much more…

Like I said "mostly for all the Jonah Hill aspects." Jonah Hill + cocaine + sweaters tied around the neck. It was fun 80s Me Decade porn.

I watched it with my older brother. As the lights were coming up afterward he asked me what I thought. I told him the movie was beautifully made and Jonah Hill was excellent, but the good guy, the protagonist, was a no good son of a bitch who ripped off a lot of people and Scorsese should not have made a movie that…