By far the superior Franco.

I’m getting the Paragard in a couple of weeks and my dr.’s office called and told me it was 100% covered by insurance! Hell yeah! Obamacare FTW!

It’s called Darcelle’s in Portland! The old queen herself seems a little over the whole thing, but the younger gals are awesome! There’s one who does Beyonce and she is AMAZING. And then things get even better after the drag show is over . . . .

Right?! I was like “Wow, Awesome Antonio is super excited to be sharing his opinion on this.” He’s all “pick me, pick me!!”

There’s a place in Portland where, after the very cool drag show ends, all the hot male waiters end up being strippers. And let me tell you . . . it is some straight up Magic Mike shit. These guys don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.

I need to see this, stat. I waited until it was on cable to see the first one thinking it would be total cheese. This was me, verbatim, the entire movie (with my husband sitting next to me):

I’m going to this concert in Seattle with a friend this upcoming Saturday. I’ve never been to a country music concert before. I am now terrified.

You guys, I’m contemplating divorce. This post gave me hella sads.

ALWAYS in the middle of the day while I’m at work. Never when I can actually do something about it. What in the fuck?

I’ll read it first, I don’t think I can wait. I’ve seen some posts on other sites about the book and it gave insight/context into some things that happened in the show. I kind of want that context going forward.

I just ordered the first book!

These fuckin’ KILLED me. I’m dying over here.

“I’m not made of eyes.” I use this line at least monthly.

Yes, and I also bought a BeautyBlender to use. It looked nice, but I just ended up needing to use even more blotting sheets than I normally do.

I did just save it. And yes, after Googling, I did find the article! Hilarious.

I am crying tears of joyous laughter. Where can I find this gif?

I tried the Revlon ColorStay for Oily/Combo after reading your post since your skin sounds similar to mine. Sad to report that it actually made me oilier. Very, very sad face.

You guys, I actually like getting to the airport early because I seriously enjoy dining and drinking at the airport. Like, I wish I could go there for a date night. I just love the people-watching and the energy associated with getting the hell out of town.

Well, other than the time when I was 5 years old and my uncle flashed his dick at me and when my other uncle molested me when I was 9, the first time I noticed men who were strangers to me checking me out was when I was 10 years old walking into a store and a car full of men catcalled me as they drove by. My mom…

Right?!