Ugh, this movie. The first time I watched it I just could not believe how trite and ridiculous it was. Maybe I have heart of stone, but DID NOT LIKE. I felt like it was made for 5th graders.

My cousin's good friend who's a nurse would always bring IVs when they were partying for the weekend at his beach cabin. Everyone sang the IV's praises.

Dat butt!

His eyebrows are too groomed or something for me. I don't know. He's pretty, but he just doesn't get the nether regions going.

Indeed!

That People one is invalid for lack of Claudio Marchisio

I don't enjoy masturbating. It makes me sad. I probably have issues, but it just doesn't do it for me that often. I mean, I do it OBVIOUSLY. But maybe a few times a year at most.

Get it, Sandy! I love her.

Petyr Baelish is hot. So is Hannibal Lecter. And pretty much all the bad guys ever. I have issues.

I can tell you. It's uncomfortable as hell. Too lean = uncomfy cuddles. Lean, cut dudes are pretty to look at, but in the sack and during cuddle time it doesn't feel that great. That's just my opinion though.

Actually, I think they were referring to the buttons ("tuxedo studs") on the shirt. You can see Bradley Cooper's are black ("onyx") and they should be white ("mother of pearl")Benedict's are white. That was my understanding anyway. Although the rule probably extends to cuff links too.

I have one friend with a Brooklyn and another on the way. Seattle-area.

I've always wanted a dress that dips so low it shows crack, no joke. This is HAWT.

Yes, but only on things I really, really like, not on basic crap just to spend the money to show I'm different than everyone else. On things like traveling reeeaaallllly comfortably, one really nice leather handbag (like Tom Ford!), cashmere sweater, and winter coat, and upping my cost per bottle of wine limit from…

These dudes really needed to get on board with the dress code - it could have been so fun! People not following sartorial rules for parties really grinds my gears.

Crotch? Nuts?! BUNGHOLE?! !! Why have I never seen this before. This is aMAHzing!

This made my weekend. Thank you for that link.

This post calls for a Tom Hardy GIF Party!

I'm originally from SoCal, but have lived in the Great State of Washington for about 15 years now. I love it! My husband is a born and raised Washingtonian and would move in a heartbeat if it didn't mean leaving friends and family. He cannot stand the weather, it really depresses him.

To not even try? That's bizarre to me.