I aspired to her ass when I was like 18 and first saw her picture hanging in my college boyfriend's bedroom. What did happen to her? I feel like she set this "trend" off.

No, I've never been shopping in Portland except for Pioneer Place. I guess Western Washington just loves its malls!

It seems like malls are basically doing well here in the Pac NW. Even the "downmarket" ones. The Supermall in Auburn just expanded/upgraded and they're constantly putting new stuff into "The Commons" (formerly known as the Seatac Mall). All malls are hellholes, in my opinion, though. They really are giant tests of…

What is a stan?!

An earlier article said a neighbor had been cutting the grass. I assume to keep the neighborhood looking tidy?

Melancholia is one of my favorite movies of all time.

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This is why I now have TMJ, I'm sure of it.

Sweater Monster by far. It provides the perfect amount of coverage I seek, and it's black. Seriously, I would probably welcome the hypothetical day all right-wing nuts fear: the day American women will supposedly be forced into burqas by the Muslims of the world.

I've never had any sort of surgery. The idea of it just completely makes me sick to my stomach. I don't think I could ever get plastic surgery, I would have a panic attack before they even put me under.

Hackers.

Also born in 1982 and I remember using a rotary phone only a couple of times.

She did look like she was going to cry, but who knows over what. Maybe she was sad she didn't win.

You come off as super foul in every single one of your replies. Take it down a couple notches.

Sangria jello mold! My cousin made one for my bridal shower, it was delish.

My face throughout the article, particularly when I read the recipe for the chicken cranberry party salad.

This collection is Edina Monsoon's jam.

These are such foul comments. What in the hell?

I have completely abandoned all the other Housewives shows because they have become suicidally depressing (I'm looking at you, BH), but I'm actually looking forward to this one! It still seems kind of fun.

I originally read the headline as "Babies Get the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Treatment" and am therefore pleasantly relieved.