What is a stan?!

An earlier article said a neighbor had been cutting the grass. I assume to keep the neighborhood looking tidy?

Melancholia is one of my favorite movies of all time.

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This is why I now have TMJ, I'm sure of it.

Sweater Monster by far. It provides the perfect amount of coverage I seek, and it's black. Seriously, I would probably welcome the hypothetical day all right-wing nuts fear: the day American women will supposedly be forced into burqas by the Muslims of the world.

I've never had any sort of surgery. The idea of it just completely makes me sick to my stomach. I don't think I could ever get plastic surgery, I would have a panic attack before they even put me under.

Hackers.

Also born in 1982 and I remember using a rotary phone only a couple of times.

She did look like she was going to cry, but who knows over what. Maybe she was sad she didn't win.

You come off as super foul in every single one of your replies. Take it down a couple notches.

Sangria jello mold! My cousin made one for my bridal shower, it was delish.

My face throughout the article, particularly when I read the recipe for the chicken cranberry party salad.

This collection is Edina Monsoon's jam.

These are such foul comments. What in the hell?

I have completely abandoned all the other Housewives shows because they have become suicidally depressing (I'm looking at you, BH), but I'm actually looking forward to this one! It still seems kind of fun.

I originally read the headline as "Babies Get the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Treatment" and am therefore pleasantly relieved.

Setting possessions on fire is my preferred threat as well.

I second what everyone else says - it depends on bone structure. I'm just a smidge under 5'4" and I am about a size 6 right now with no exercise and less than healthy eating. When I work out regularly I'm a size 2-4. The only time I've been a 0 I looked unhealthily thin. Other people look just fine at that size,…

OH MY GOD, Dodai thank you for informing me that the men in Jezebel's list exist. Holy hell, Victor Ross.