GarbageCat
GarbageCat
GarbageCat

Dear Jesus, what is this from?!

I love that commercial! I saw it a couple of times before it really registered that it was "out of the ordinary" and then I got really excited that commercials really are starting to depict real life more often.

The cats keep going into/under the tree. Typical. I love this so much my heart is exploding with unicorns, rainbows and, of course, kittens!

My issue is the cystic acne on my chin that is hormonally driven. I've tried a couple of different products from my dermatologist to no avail. The next stop, she said, is to take antibiotics, but I don't enjoy the thought of messing around with my natural bacterial flora. I'll give this a try! The last thing that

I've never been to Israel, but are all Israelis insanely good looking? I've met a few here stateside who have moved from Israel and they are CRAZY good looking. Micah the cable guy who came to do the new install on my house was face-meltingly hot.

"Acne" should really be called "horrendous cysts that feel like they've engulfed your entire face and make you want to hide from all living things in a dark room like that guy the gypsy cursed in Stephen King's 'Thinner'" I'm going through this now. FUCK THIS SHIT!

I totally was wondering who/what this was when I first glanced at the card earlier! I thought it looked like Rachel Dratch from SNL! And I was like "But why?!" But it's Bruce! It all makes sense now . . . .

I really don't get all the comments about how she looks like a child. I thought we weren't supposed to harp on the way people look/choose to look etc. etc. It really pisses me off, because I'm not even 5'4" and on the smaller side and people mistake me for a teenager at times - so I'm supposed to be ashamed of this?

Why, God, can't I have all the animals? Why not meeeee?

When I first read the headline, before clicking, I thought you meant lady-periods. Like saying "I'm on my period" as a passive-aggressive reasoning for being a total bitch to someone. Which, honestly, sounds about right.

I get the same thing! I'm like, "I'm 5'4" and 130 lbs. In what universe is that 'tiny?'"

I think it's the oldest boy, Maddox.

Britney and I have the same size everything! That's it, I'm quitting my job and applying for the body double position.

Brad's lookin' foine again without all the scrag.

THIS IS WHAT I DO!!!!

SO MUCH YES. Androgeny does it for me a lot.

First time I'm learning of this Colton Haynes. More, please.

Darlene Connor-esque.

TAYE DIGGS FOREVER. Did you all see him on New Girl last night? I literally squealed when he came on the screen, my husband made fun of me.