This would be amazing.

I'm really just hoping more than anything that the racing feels good.

Damn, it's certainly got the potential to be wicked.

Wait, that might mean he could be captured and become part of your party?

Ribbed for her pleasure?

Half-Relatedly, I wish Historical Preenactments were a "thing".

Back in 1999 reviewers complained about games only taking a measly 40 hours.

Guess that's a decent compromise.

I wouldn't play that, but I'd play the shit out of this.

Nah, location didn't really factor into it.

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In Canada, we have these magical devices called Furnaces and Heaters.

This reminds me of the Transformers movies.

Screw "Big Head Mode", I want this in ALL my games.

Oh damn, Canabalt with buttons.

So you're saying you'd go to jail without hot tea?

I'm freaking out, man.

Is that a wrestler inside master chief...?

I understand that what is posted and what one editor thinks are two very different things, but it is the site's collective decision to deem something as "News". You know there are topics they don't address for one reason or another. They could just as easily ignore someone who clearly isn't relevant here.

Just as much blame, if not more, is on the sites themselves just like Kotaku.