I will LAY DOWN MY LIFE for Billy Porter and his incredibly mandatory Emmy win.

Got to remind myself to have some tissue near by when I watch this show. If Ru Paul steps down from hosting drag race I nominate Billy Porter to take his place.

Gillian Flynn herself said this was more like True Detective than Big Little Lies. I regard season 2 of TD as an interesting failure, trying to do a story about a place with a larger cast rather than repeating the focused character-study of the first season. I describe it as inferior version of season 2 of FX’s The…

That’s sort of an unfair pick, because Dachshunds are better than people.

I’m a fainter, and I would be so embarrassed to have not just video of me fainting but a gif that gets posted all the time.

Agreed. I’m uncomfortable seeing that every time it shoes up.

I am already predicting a final face-off of Pets vs. No Student Loan Debt.

100% for indoor plumbing so far

Yes. And please tell me who decided 15 years ago that JT wasn’t a douchebag from a boy band? How did he get away with this for so long. HE WAS IN COLOR ME 98 SYNC ON THE BLOCK FOR FUCKS SAKE

+1 Jackson Nipple

If the performance isn’t, don’t despair because his new album is.

but Prince is already dead.

Well at least the only boob he can expose this time is himself.

This is about the worst pandering crap that he could have come up with.

Your description is of moderate concern to me, because I really enjoyed the ship battles of BF (I now own three different acapella versions of “Bully in the Alley” because of that game), but if it’s a solid adventure on the level of The Witcher 3, I’ll probably be able to let go of that and just enjoy the hell out of…

I guess I get why the network and USA Skating has been pushing Rippon so hard—he’s photogenic and generally a good interview and an entertaining skater. But man, Nathan Chen is the real deal and the guy we should all be talking about. Watching the long program, it was:

All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?