Well he is a fat bastard.

Re: that first picture. Didn't Jenna warn them?

Ok, I give. I feel for the mother here. She's a widow (albeit a tremendously wealthy one) who will inevitably lose her son (for good reason). She'll probably be criticized as an enabler, if not an idiot for whisking away to make a sandwich while a murder is about to take place.

If you lived under a rock and read this post's title you could easily assume this movie was about the worst menstrual cycle ever.

Welcome to the plight of NYC my friend. I used to live in Harlem and would walk a shopping cart to the nearby Pathmark.

I'm so tired of Gaston and Lefou's sexual mindgames.

Best gif I've seen in a while!

It's the car. I had an ex who picked me up around the city and it was exhilarating to know someone who actually drives in Manhattan IMO. The experience was exotic and old-fashioned.

Esthar City from FFVIII: Gorgeous. Crystalline. Completely unlivable.

I hope he had a life insurance policy that could take care of you and your family. He seems like the type of selfish bastard who would not.

I'm going to go with the worst gift I've ever given. My father died suddenly of a massive heart attack when I was 13 in September and the following Christmas would be the first that my family would celebrate without him. My father was an amazing man who took great care of his family and Christmastime was especially…

It must say something when your back-up is a 20 lb blonde guido.

Kara - this post is missing critical rimjob-related events that really add color to the hole story.

This wins.

Sometimes you get tired of getting your salad tossed and you want to be the one to toss the salad.

How could one man raise such different children.

That was by far not the worst rape on TV last night.

"Oh Meelat, why did you stare at the mayor?"

God, I just hope SNL brings back Blerta to mock this shit.

These are all pretty lovely, actually. I wonder what the price point is.