No one asked you to Whisk the couch!

Clearly the 14-year old did not step up.

Thanksgiving was great but my dachshund might feel differently.

You had me at dry house.

Say yes to scoliosis!

Did her top explode too? All I see is remnants.

You try jumping with a glow stick tied around your waist.

The ump was a full head taller and the kid didn't even look back after the shove.

Worst threesome ever.

No Romo.

Right, and when her aggression reduces by 10 after you get horses is also "just a bug."

Five years ago when I feeling particularly skinny and in shape I bought a child's (think four year old) cat costume thinking I could pull this shit off.

I was too distracted by the vest-lace-boots clusterfuck that the photographer was wearing.

At this point I don't even blame Robin Williams.

Are you being polarizing? I think this might be the best season of AHS yet and I'm unsure what value NPH can bring outside of celebritized bullshit. And the addition of his husband? Lame.

Maybe he meant power suit literally, as in women dressed in electromagnetic mech uniforms.

Don't believe the hype. I know for a fact the dog was hired to play Sheldon's pet on Big Bang Theory.

Unrelated to the story but I want to see this doxlab! I have a dachshund myself!

Better ghosts than...

Auggie is furious that he was rejected for the part of Andie McPhee but he will persevere!