The Bratz have evolved giant lips that have made their noses an unnecessary appendage.

Peach? You gonna look like a damn peach cobbler!

The best part of this whole clip was, after not saying a word this entire time, Heidi took a sip of that HUGE glass of wine.

I'm going to fucking kill my agent.

It's like he's sculpting an ideal version of himself.

Me too. And I just essentially double posted.

Did anyone read this as a "Real sex robot" because of the dolls/factory photo? I am misled.

I really, really wish the old lady said "ooh yum" at the whipping scene.

"Please free me from this burning dumpster of a family."

Eh, unfortunately not. Just combined Game of Thrones and Real Housewives. Sadly, not so much good taste.

Double post - sorry.

And now she is a real living angel in heaven.

This poor teacher. It's times like this that I'm thankful that I have a very poor sense of smell (bad smells far far outnumber the good ones).

This poor teacher. It's times like this that I'm thankful that I have a very poor sense of smell (bad smells far far outnumber the good ones).

Hands-down her least favorite guest co-host, although I truly feel she would've nailed this role.

This is the scariest thing I've ever seen filmed at a Marriott.

Cunt punt (ˈkənt ˈpənt).

Cunt punt was robbed.

I know someone whose ex ended up webcamming with Clay Aiken (before he came out) and got offered multiple times to meet him at his hotel.