THAT'S NOT HER FATHER - THAT'S HER HUSBAND. Oh the horror.

Seriously - their body language, the photo they chose, the shadowy lighting. WEIRDWEIRDWEIRD.

Weren't there also rumors circulating that her husband was bedding her mother after her death? Weird.

I honestly thought it was Nicole Kidman at first.

Cute but this makes my Auggie very nervous.

...the president of Elegant Affairs...

Oh my.

The coverage around this has been so misleading - especially since the video shot is him holding the cane. I thought he bludgeoned the woman to death.

Never thought I would say this but Moses totally did it for me.

Thanks!

"His classic all-American style is contrasted by his dreadlocks, making him a face to watch this season."

Please let demon photos become the new crotch shots and exorcisms become the new celebrity rehabs.

This poor woman is seconds from bursting into tears.

Dearest sir (although in my dreams I call you Nathaniel-Xavier),

It's great that Kerry played Michelle. I guess Lorne couldn't get Steve Martin or Alec Baldwin to do blackface. Maybe next week!

Agree!

In the past, when hot button issues were raised, SNL broke their fucking asses to get people on the show (i.e., Palin, Clinton).

I would've gone with a vibrating line, starting with "Shakes' Spear."

To all the haters, this is what Cameron does. As an actress, she absorbs the scene and makes it her own. She becomes the living embodiment of these characters. The props are unnecessary - she is the film. She is drama and comedy intertwined. I am, without a doubt, positive that this is Oscar gold for her. She will not…

So all women need to look like Mr. Clean to get a job? The west coast is so different than the east coast.