The ages of all these teachers are pretty interesting (Largent is 20 and Vester/Rogers are both 24). The ages should not matter given the men were in positions of authority since the victim was a student but ..something about the 20 year old "volunteer swim instructor" and the 16 year old is not exactly shocking.

I'm honestly surprised his handlers allowed this or that NBC pushed this - given the context of the interview was a children's movie.

Maddox is Team Aniston? OMFG.

David Geffen's relationship has "run its course," which essentially means the jock hit 28 and was deemed to old.

That man from South Dakota sounds like the craziest and most dedicated Santa Clause impersonator of all time.

Marcy would have chucked that corpse and sold the crap out of that home without batting an eyelash.

Chris Brown has the most amazing publicists in the biz.

I don't know if it's a translation thing but Karl's quotes always make him sound extremely unintelligent (read: stupid).

What's the current stance on elfcest?

Perry is playing with fire with this whole Tebow flirtation thing.

I think both of these girls have just been Knoxed.

Thank you!

The following week they will tape the infamous "apple juice" episode where the whole audience drinks vats and vats of apple juice until one of them dies.

My boyfriend and I were in such a gayflict over Sharon. I was so happy when she won.

Please God let Jolie be holding off on the wedding announcement until the day of Aniston's.

Hasn't there been enough of Kim's box on film?

Also, all I see is this.

God, the copywriters really got lazy on J. Lo's, no? Might as well just read "I'm in a movie."

Pot calling Kettle a Famewhore Horrormom?

Does anyone else think she sort of looks like a blonde Eliza Dusku?