What about fat camps for your zombie dogs?

That finger probably just got her the VP nom.

Totally. Meant it as sort of a contrast to the work above.

Sexy and also empowered?

While not animated - I always felt similarly peeved about this cover. She's super strong but incredibly demure?

No but it's pretty implicit.

I completely agree and concur that he's in on the tabloid game. It's a shame that the break-up became more of an Aniston vs. Jolie fight than obliterating Pitt as a total douche. Good PR folks though!

I'm sure I'll get flack for this but I really dislike Brad Pitt and his need to tie everything about his relationship with Aniston to something negative.

Of all people I would imagine Demi Moore would be "feverishly texting," George Michael is not one of them.

The first wife gets cancer. The second wife gets MS. What is he doing to these women?!

Sophia "Powder" Alberti?

I'm surprised he didn't recommend a lobotomy.

I don't think there's a more perfect gift from your make-up artist on Easter than a gigantic rubber dildo. I call shenanigans on the "wasn't functional" part though Kate.

M. Smith is providing chorus on the aptly named, 'Swivel Chair, You Bitch.'

It is considered a good luck charm to go on a coke binge and masturbate in the bathroom of a new restaurant. Ask Gordon Ramsay!

I'm sure the skills necessary to be popular in the music industry are far more upstanding than those required to be popular in middle school. Also - I hate that cover.

I don't think what Diddy was doing was the "manly power thing" as much as it was the "get your crazy granny back in the house" thing.

Maybe she had acid reflux?

Someone get Mr. Mathews up in here.

Regina?