This reminds me of the time I was at my boyfriend's cabin in the Adirondacks and heard something pretty similar one afternoon. Between the isolated "cabin on the lake," to the fact that there were allegedly no airbases around for miles - I definitely went into apocalyparanoia pretty quickly.

Incorrect. It was discovered years earlier in that Seinfeld episode.

Employee's basement was flooded after a particularly lengthy visit from Aunt Flo?

He must have one hell of a magical vagina.

Per the blind items, I will assume Claire Danes is getting a divorce, in love with her masseuse, and her child is Violet Moss.

They should just overlap these award speeches with Sofia's Diet Pepsi commercials.

GoT was robbed.

I thought Beginners was incredibly boring.

Maya Rudolph looks the best I've ever seen her.

She also sort of stole Angelina's red apostrophe, no?

I really hope Mila Kunis wins for playing Edith Piaf.

I think it was a huge misstep not having Guliana interview them.

So Michelle Williams is still in mourning?

I am shocked he was allowed to ask her if she was nervous about the release. I don't think she's nervous about anything Ryan.. clearly.. I also think that might've been the first time rape was said in response to one of Ryan's questions.

My boyfriend just said that Nene Leakes looks great. Poor Mary J.

She looks incredible. Without a doubt!

Nude. nude. nude. nude. nude. nude. nude. nude. nude. nude with a period-red apostrophe. well done Angelina.

Watch for the Series Premier of "Fallen Women" on CBS in Fall 2012. It's a lot like "Designing Women" but more divorced whores.

Was that photo of Heather taken the day of the accident? Because it pretty much says "bitch I'm about to do somethin' crazee."

Especially Season 4, short haircut, sai-wielding Renee.