The Codex Gigas sound like an important spell book out of Final Fantasy. Return it to Square Enix immediately, Sweden!

Those stockinged snakes are both visually stunning and incredibly unnerving.

Completely forgot about this line!

I always thought Identity should have been reappropriated for a younger audience.

I'm sure there were a few German women who already discovered the "Hasselhoff crab."

I think these neon bright lights would heighten anxiety and just send scared fliers into seizures.

Okay, to Russell's defense..

When Ellen was mentioning Portia's book every day I couldn't help but role my eyes but what the Situation is doing for his unit is just desperate.

Do you think Kim really sexts or does she just send generic screenshots from her sex tape over? "I want you to be with me right now baby ..in 2003."

Genius. It'll probably just be The Kagazine

If the title of the Kardashian magazine is "K" I'm going to go apeshit.

The Kennedy Curse strikes again ...this time in the form of severe, mind-numbing stupidity.

I saw the title as Wolf's Vagina and figured the werewolf literary craze had reached its zenith.

Similarly, the Left Behind series was a poorly produced copy of Battlefield Earth.

If this was the first assistant that left her and was accused of "stealing clients" and betrayal it would be one thing. But this is, at this point, her second that we know of in the past TWO years not including who knows how many countless others pre-RZ Project.

It looks like someone was playing the beloved Nordic game of pin the gaudy-jewel-tumor on the velveteen princess.

Cue the Princess Di conspiracy theorists in 3, 2, 1...

I believe a Truthquake is the technical term for when a person farts and pees simultaneously following a moment of revelation.

Kristin Chenoweth has had so much work done.

I feel like Barkin had just gotten off the phone with her publicist who told her she needed to do something crazy to drum up publicity for her movie Another Happy Day. She just walked right out the door and started some shit.