Poor Michele - it's probably been a long time since she's had a good occupying.

Somewhere Steve Jobs is smiling. Siri is finally doing exactly what it was created for.

Beyonce is going to be pissed. Anything that takes the focus away from her incandescent, holy uterus will suffer the wrath of the House of Dereon!

Allison Janney going blonde and breaking up with Janet Reno was quite a blow.

I heard Rooney really pushed for a guiche piercing so it would be "authentically Swedish" but the director wouldn't go for it.

Obama may have Google and Facebook but I'm pretty sure Bachmann has the ruthless legion of ChristianMingle.com in her back pocket.

It's strange how the typical positive buzz associated with pregnancy really did have the opposite effect on Beyonce. Publicity-wise, this is definitely her worst year ever - the equivalent of ten Jennifer Hudson feuds.

So that's what nightmares are made of.

Adam Brody? C'mon Demi, you can find a better celeb than that to "share spaghetti" with.

This would be an amazing coming out cover - Taylor looks like he's ready to pounce on the nearest man!

All I wanted was for these zoologists to just get close and bear hug the little guy.

This is truly the most excellent beefcake of the year.

God I hope there is more GoT beefcake next year. I also think Dylan McDermott deserves some sort of beefcake prize since he is 50 years old!

Has there been a comedian that you had a terrible first experience with and then later learned to love? Any still ongoing juicy feuds?

Is there more girl on girl crime (aka ladies being mean to other ladies) on set than we realize or is there strong sense of camaraderie?

Could Kelly be the fourth Kardashian sister?

Clearly revealing the ending to Lost would've greatly impacted the world line - it was wise of him to keep that to himself.

Someone is going to be pissed.

Honestly, what 30-year woman on the heels of her divorce would send out a holiday card that embarrassingly contrasts her against her married siblings?

This is how I always imagined it - abs of steel, an ass that won't quit, and no balls.