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The entire bar and most of the restaurant ran outside onto the patio. People were crying, coughing and throwing up from the effects of the gas.

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You know how when you're older, and talking to, say, your grandchildren, that you're going to have to somehow explain Michael Jackson? Like, that there was this young, African-American musical boy genius who grew into an ever bigger star as an adult, but along the way, caught his hair on fire, reigned over a molesty…

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Nighty night!

Bongo, bones, bone, bonemos, bonen.

Rae speaks highly of her birth mother to this day, proudly blurting out to anyone who will listen that "She never had sex with Rick Reilly."

YES!

Six-year old girl in Texas? NFL hero? Forbidden love???

Man, Bettman can't even recognize bad checks when they're right next to him!

Today's Atlantic Star is also reporting that they tried so hard to hide the way they feel, because they both belonged to someone else, but they couldn't let it go- later adding that what they felt was "oh, so real."

Lewis's close personal relationship with the devil dates back to Super Bowl XXXIV, when he went down to Georgia.

Excellent.

Ugg.

For $149, Ricky Watters will talk to you on the phone.

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I'm baffled, just FUCKING BAFFLED, as to how episodes like the one Altidore suffered through today continue to happen in what would seem to be civilized societies. Yes, we have our own isolated incidents over here, but nothing even close to the repeated group idiocy that I seem to read about weekly in the world's most…