This is well done.

Fittingly, the gaping holes in the Silverdome finally appear after Barry Sanders retires.

Miller: "That was dope! Any other favorites???"

Still better than Mike Francesa's Snus problem.

+1

Wait, you mean that wasn't my best work?

You get what you ask for when you employ ghostwriters.

You!

+1

Ho...ly...shit.

+1

OK, that's messed up.

Nice.

Still constrained by that non-compete I signed for Paul Reiser.

I hate myself more!

More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???

Ha!

"*****Van*****"