Well said.

+1

Next thing you know, you're going to be telling me that the porcelain thing with the steel handle and large bowl full of water in my kitchen isn't a food processor.

Who said anything about a bathroom?

I'm actually on the toilet.

/dying

I like to call it sex the Old Fashioned way.

The only S.S. I'm getting from you right now is short shorts.

/fixed

Holy shit.

I wouldn't do that to you, man.

/hangs head

/dying

Nope, sorry.

BBensley And jroger Are Not Oppressed Colonial Settlers:

I USED IT FOR COOKING!

I had to Google that.

Nothing manly about how I dry them.

I'm hideous.