It's always good to have a fair amount of drunken morons on standby in the Metrodome, just in case you need to raise the roof.

The interview then turned into an exercise in gracefully booting someone off the air, with Kosar eventually being cut off.

+1

Banquet injuries are becoming something of an epidemic among former Buckeyes.

Ha!

"What you see behind me here is Al Capone's famous vault. It's been the stuff of legend for decades, but until now, no journalist has dared venture inside. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go make some history."

This is total BS.

Not wanting to rush to judgment, I used Google to look for other examples, and it appears, in fact, that Dockett doesn't understand the concepts of "winning football" at all.

+1

Hi. Thanks for doing this.

You forgot toiletting.

It doesn't really matter how legible the signature is, as the real tribute lies in the hepatitis.

I chuckled.

This is hardly surprising. Defensive players on both teams had been salivating wildly since well before kickoff.

Man, I'm so damn sick of these "SEC speed" stories.

Ha!

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+1

Thursday, Nov 29. The big story in brewing? "August Busch apologizes for his sorry-looking mash."

Thursday, Nov 29. The big story in the forest? "Emerald borer apologizes for his sorry-looking ash."