Okay this made me weepy. My dog does the same thing when I cry.

*dead and buried*

God forgive me but am I the only one that wonders if Lindsay Lohan is telling the truth? She's so manipulative that I wonder if she did this for sympathy and to buy another 20 second changes....I hope I'm wrong because it would be gross but she is gross.

Does one get a participation ribbon after letting a bully beat the crap out of them?

I'm the same way unless I get on top.

Say what you want but YOU CAN'T OUTDO BLACK PEOPLE! ever.

Perhaps the people I know are overly cautious about everything. And I was making a generalized comment about pain pills. It seems as if the people that don't need them get them easily. I am surprised that it can be prescribed to pregnant woman...I would think the opiates could have a negative effect on a fetus like…

I'm platinum with US Airways, why haven't I exited a flight feeling that satisfied?

Who are these doctors? Everyone I know that's been pregnant has to barter with God himself for a Tylenol. I don't get it. People with actual pain can't get medicine but tools with addictions can get a 500 count bottle every 30 days.

I'm not mad at her industriousness. She would have gotten extra credit from me.

Miley's pet name for her (lack of) ass.

Miley's pet name for her (lack of) ass.

Eloquii had cute things but I'm not paying a grip to buy things, try them on, and send them back. Mail order is a pain in the ass and so 1850. American is supposed to be filled with Team Chunk....why won't the stores just stock nice stuff for those of us that like to look good.

Poutine is yummy and you need to pump your brakes with the Pittsburgh bashing.

No question they are all shaky morally and self-centered. I just pray the daughter hasn't been lying for the sake of real victims.

Still he was banging her mother. There's a morale line there for me.

Weed and the Super Bowl. Seattle is doing just fine.

Barbara Walters can go have a seat. Woody Allen isn't all there. HE MARRIED HIS STEPDAUGHTER AND EVERYONE HAS IGNORED IT FOR 20 YEARS. It's not normal...he clearly has boundary issues. I think he's disgusting.

Has anyone mentioned when we got a Black princess, she spent most of the movie as a frog? It was still a good movie.

Gisele Bundchen is the HBIC of the UAE?