Glad I am not having phantom memories about vaginal mesh ads, also I am glad your important bits are in the proper places.

This is boggling my mind. Is it easily removable? Once the child becomes a teen or an adult and DOES NOT FUCKING CONSENT TO THIS SHIT is there an easy and painfree way of removing the fucking DEVICE you put in them?

This is some fucked up sci-fi shit.

It's not just the heebie-jeebies. This would make it much, much harder for any kid who's being abused to get help.

Agreed. I once saw a father flip out on his kid on the beach because the kid, who was around 10-11, wandered down the beach slightly (and I mean slightly - she was in earshot of her parents). He started screaming, 'People could take you! A bad man could take you and hurt you!' over and over again. Somehow that…

What is convincing people to still think like this? Who's imagining mortal danger lurks behind each and every corner?

The kids who are most at-risk of being abducted, disappeared/murdered, trafficked, and kidnapped are not kids from the kinds of well-off homes who could afford to chip the kid for "positive" reasons. They're the kids from the suburbs you explicitly tell your kids "never go there", the non-white and foster kids and…

As a recreational runner, I was usually tasked with catching the elopers.

I'm beginning to think Jaden is the reincarnation of Buddha's slower younger brother, Gary.

I used to teach children with autism. You'd blink and someone would be hanging from the ceiling, while someone else sprinted down the hallway naked.

In addition to what Ari said, most missing child reports are either non-custodial parent abductions or runaways (so that includes every 14-year-old who runs away for 5 hours then realizes it sucks and comes home on their own, as long as their parents call the police and file a report). Most missing persons cases of…

I will say that for my 14 year old cousin who has autism this would be a comfort. She's largely non-verbal, other than stimming certain phrases, and is very headstrong. It's tough cause she'll just up and try to go swimming down at the lake, which is a short bike ride away. You could absolutely say that my aunt and…

"Congrats on your baby! Here's your free state-sponsored drone that will follow them around and go, "HEY, LISTEN!" "LOOK!" "HEY, LISTEN!"

The dog micro chip only shows up if scanned. It's not a tracker. When you chip a dog, it's in hope that if they get out, the vet or shelter that finds it will scan for the chip and find your info. It's not a tracking device.

Because the chip in dogs only has information identifying the owner and their contact information, it doesn't actually track anything.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

I can't wait to see how kids rebel after learning they have a fucking microchip implanted inside of them.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is that God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

This would be a good idea for dementia and Alzheimer patients who have problems with wandering. It could save lives.

I thought that children were no longer allowed to be any farther than 10 feet from a parent at all times? No need for GPS if you're constantly breathing down their little necks, right?

Every time I read a Jaden tweet, this pops into my mind.