Mormons don't drink. She's probably been to 100 dry weddings. *shudder*

Doesn't she understand that getting shitfaced is the entire point of attending weddings, including your own?

I'm 42 and I have been to perhaps ten weddings all my life (yes, that includes my aunts' and uncles' when I was a child). Now, even allowing for cultural differences: how did this woman get to attend 100 weddings? Did she really have a hundred close friends who would invite her to their wedding? Is she a member of a…

Personally I'd rather set a record for catching the most single groomsmen, but whatever, lady.

Are you now, or have you ever been a teacher? I'm NOT saying stepping on kids is fun, but if you happen to have a dream about doing it, and you wake up from the dream smiling, I'd say that's ok in the cosmic scheme of things. Then you take your Wellbutrin and Zanax and go off to your classroom with a big smile on…

She needs to relax and have a drink.

Can brides just quit with the bouquet toss already? It's so awkward. I could be wrong, but I feel like most grown women don't really want to scramble for a superstitious bouquet in front of everyone they know. It's embarrassing. I didn't have any tossing of the bouquet or garter at my wedding and no one cared.

I have a friend who liked to brag about how she always caught bouquets, so once the rest of my friends and I started getting married we always planned to keep her from getting it. People like that are unbearable.

This is some deep bridal football shit, you bribe half of the bridesmaids to get them to play defense for you, leaving you free to go deep and make the interception.

She gets a pass because people want to see a talented dark skinned black woman make it in an industry that has minimal to no respect for our demographic, but she makes it hard for people, including myself, to root for her because she keeps getting into unnecessary fights with people and making ignorant and offensive…

Seriously. Erykah Badu is an icon known first and foremost for her music. Azalea Banks is some little shit who is most famous for feuding with Iggy Azalea. It's cute that she thinks Erykah Badu is jealous of her.

True, but methinks Azealia is terribly insecure and has a complete lack of impulse control. Not that that excuses her behavior, but rather she needs a LOT of therapy and perhaps medication. Or at least to smoke some weed, like Erykah.

"I tried it but it wasn't my thing. I'm probably too old to get it." = Not Shade.

You could not pay me enough to take a kid that age to such an event.

Oh Azalea Banks, I love you I love your music, but honey you're crazy. Since when is turning on your locations indication you want someone to come fight you????

Azealia is so clearly insecure with herself. And for someone who spends 99% of her time picking fights with people, you'd think she'd have some better insults. Oooh making fun of a woman's age. Sick burn.

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

And again, North West had a WONDERFUL time at the shows. Hey 'parents', maybe your accessory has a better time at home with her nanny?

I imagine Bruce telling each daughter a different story, a la Tyrion Lannister, and seeing which version makes it out into the gossip ether first.