Really, at no time in one's life should there be surprise vagina. 2nd grade, 70 years old. Surprise vagina just isn't ok.

The most disturbing part of this story is not the vagina cookies but the fact that mom states the children should be learning "how to please the vagina". That is borderline entering pedophilia there. Can you imagine if this had been a dude brining in penis cookies and saying second graders should be learning to please…

I think that is a perfect age to be having some sex ed, and that there should be more sex ed in most American schools, but jesus, woman - you can't spring that shit on a teacher. Furthermore, she is bound by a million billion rules as to what she can and cannot say about that to the kids - whether by her own…

Taint that right.

Perfect pooposals are not all they're cracked up to be.

If you ass me, he's a real keeper.

DO NOT drink out of the champagne fountain at the reception.

Pssst, Tom, over here Tom. You with your silken curls and Fox's Glacier Mints for eyes.

Lord, this man...

While we're all drooling over Tom Hiddleston, which is perfectly natural behaviour, I just wanted to mention I re-watched Emma Watson's speech and cried all over again. #straightgirlcrushandnotsorry

He doesn't disappoint. Don't ever stop being you, Tom.

Yeah, yeah. But can't he ... like, dance while he's being all fabulous?

Obviously everyone on this site just hates attractive women. That's why all the posts on Beyonce and JLaw and etc.

My tip, my tip!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.