This fixes everything. Aaaaaw puppy! :-D

As someone who lives next to the Clyde - why name your child after what looks a lot like the River Ankh from Discworld? The only river you can walk over, with water you have to cut up and chew.

SOVIET BEAR WILL MAKE PRINTER MAKEUP, USE AS CAMOUFLAGE, CRUSH CAPITALISM.

I enjoyed the book. So I'm just looking forward to the movie and not letting it make me sad. Honest.

Never let her move!

This was actually pre-cocaine if I remember rightly, when he used to sit in the laundry room of their trailer with his typewriter on his lap. Although she probably did it when he was off his tits on coke too.

And I bet she still signed the notes, even though they all said they were from Megan. And her i's were dotted with love hearts that look like little bums.

I've read that and I don't remember that part... Oh gosh darn, now I'll have to read it again ;-)

She couldn't have been passive-aggressive on a bigger piece of paper? Jesus.

Which story was this from again? It reminds me of King's anecdote about when he was in majorly focused writing mode, his wife used to pin notes to his shirt and he'd notice them when he was out of the zone. I thought it was adorable.

There's a reason I didn't stay with the ex who had a clingy mother, or the one whose mum was a domineering lunatic. The woman who had to divorce her fella cause her MIL wouldn't stop interfering? That could've been me. Phew.

I am British and I have no idea who gets polled about this kind of thing. Do they send people to bunkers with a clipboard?

I hate to say anything nice about a Kardashian, but I kind of like how candid she was about thinking racism was "someone else's battle". It's not an uncommon view and it's pretty good that she stopped thinking that way. Even if it took having a biracial baby; because having Kanye for a boyfriend apparently wasn't…

Whatever you do, no one read the comments on the Facebook page. Crowd of lunatics and trolls, most of whom can't spell. Ugh.

Hi-five from Scotland. Seriously, it's utterly baffling.

Right there with you. I'm Scottish and feel ridiculously confused by the whole thing. No one carries a gun over here unless they're shooting game in the middle of Fuckallwhere, a member of the police's Armed Response Unit, or some branches of airport security. We seem to be okay with not terrifying restaurant workers.

The original Shameless was wonderful (alright, I'm from the UK and biased but still) and it really went downhill without those two. Steve and Fiona just... they just made everything full of love hearts and puppies.

*Inarticulate noises*

Graham Norton's show has a habit of making absolute awesomeness happen. This is almost as good as the "Fresh Prince" episode!

I insist on a break before shenanigans to pee and brush my teeth. Nothing kills the mood like morning breath and a full bladder and it still counts as sexy if you're naked when you walk to the loo.